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"She who laughs last,
laughs best!"

"Laughter is the
best medicine."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, trip over a big bag of garbage and fall on the sidewalk breaking a bone or two and you fall alone!"

Easy Joke Two

"Rainy Days"
This joke is about a very rainy city (Seattle, famous for "Microsoft"), similar to my hometown, Rochester, New York. Sometimes in the spring, we get so much rain that it seems it will never stop! Enjoy the story.
A (1) newcomer to (2) Seattle arrives on a rainy day. She (3) gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. She goes out to lunch and sees (4) a young kid and, (5) out of despair, asks, "Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid says, "(6) How should I know? I'm only 6."

(1) a person who has lived there for a short time
(2) a very rainy city in the North West U.S.
(3) wakes up, gets out of bed
(4) a small boy
(5) feeling bad, with no hope (will the rain ever stop?)
(6) "I can't know something so difficult!"
Note: From the boy's answer, it seems as though it has rained every day for the past six years!

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