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Easy Joke Nine

"Perfect Hearing"
This joke is about three elderly (older) men who think they can hear perfectly. What do you think?
Three (1) retirees, each with (2) a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One (3) remarked to the other, (4) "Windy, isn't it?"

"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."

And the third man (5) chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."

(1) elderly people who have finished working (they have "retired")
(2) they can not hear as well as they could when they were younger
(3) he said something about what he saw
(4) there is a lot of wind
(5) he said happily
Explanation: The second man thought "Windy" was Wednesday (so he replied "No, it's Thursday") then the third man thought "Thursday" was "thirsty" (so he thought of drinking some beer!). I guess their hearing is not as good as they think!

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